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Water Safety Slogans

1- If you are at Sea World, avoid the shark tank swimming.
2- Knowing the currents and your swimming ability make half of water safety.
3- CPR and rescue breathing are absolutely necessary for water safety.
4- Keep the pool gate locked at all times.
5- Always swim with a buddy.
6- Gargling is better than splurgling.
7- Watch the children, not the time, and save your behind.
8- Don't get distracted by all the girls in bikinis.
9- The best training program is Baywatch.
10- Don't take a drink from the wrong hose.
11- If the water is cloudy, don't drink it soundly.
12- Water and alcohol don't mix.
13- Instead of a beer bar, let's have a water bar.
14- The safest water is turned into ice in Antarctica.
15- Global warming is unsafe for rising water levels.
16- The hibernation of the sun spots has created a new type of unsafe water cooling.
17- You must respect something that only one person has been able to walk upon.
18- The second leading cause of death comes from two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen.
19- Like your mama always said, "Learn how to float and do it well."
20- Be aware of the pool noodles and keep them at hand, before drifting off in never never land.

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