Bicycle Safety Slogans

1- Getting back a stolen bike is like winning the lottery three times.
2- If you crank too hard, the chain makes your brain feel the pain.
3- The safety of riding without hands can send you to the hospital.
4- Relaxed riding makes for more comfortable falls.
5- A giant jump requires more skill than just going fast.
6- The safest cyclists know how to pull up on the handlebars at just the right time.
7- A large sprocket and a new set of bellbottoms don't go well together.
8- The safest butt is nowhere near a bicycle seat.
9- Males know that the more you bike, the less children you will have.
10- Padded bicycle shorts makes for a safe ride.
11- Reduce road rash by wearing bicycle gloves and long long pants.
12- If the helmet is on, ride until dawn.
13- If the helmet is off, please scoff.
14- O pedaling, o pedaling, it's such a happy virtue.
15- The slowest pedals are the safest.
16- If your foot won't come out quick, then your life could be nixed.
17- Cyclocross bikes are not safe at all. They come in the mud. They come in the fall.
18- If the road bike is weary, your life becomes dreary.
19- The safety of trikes is not what I like.
20- The fun of it all is what I do when I fall.