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1- Don't accommodate patrons by pretending to cry.
2- Be careful upselling top of the line caskets and extra nice dirt plots.
3- Keep the body boxes closed.
4- Don't put patrons and new bodies on the same elevator.
5- Respect for people is the safest course of action.
6- The deceased love affair is none of your business.
7- Don't take naps on the embalming table.
8- Do not enter cremation chamber while under fire.
9- Like any other occasion, the mother-in-law is the person that needs the most care.
10- Wear a black suit, seven days a week, for ultimate safety.
11- Eating donuts over the casket is prohibited.
12- Avoid shouting hooray upon hearing good news at home.
13- Talk quickly and quietly, then listen.
14- The safest funeral is one in which the deceased approves.
15- Charging an arm and a leg, is no laughing matter.
16- Turning away the poor is very unsafe.
17- Keep in mind that not everyone is of your personal religion.
18- Keep the bodies under lock and key for maximum safety.
19- Keep the casket simple so that grave robbers have no opportunity.
20- Never rent out deceased bodies to private individuals without consent.

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