Child Safety Slogans

1- Big bird doesn't cross the street without looking both ways.
2- If you don't brush your teeth, you'll be toothless like Barney.
3- Elmo always wears a helmet when he rides his bicycle.
4- One fish two fish red fish safety fish.
5- The longer the timeouts, the better the safety.
6- Spanking often produces a better result than incessant yelling.
7- He without ears to hear finds spankings near.
8- It's not how many times you were asked to do it, but that you eventually did it that counts.
9- Wait until your father comes home.
10- Go the f$%^ to sleep.
11- Who needs hands when you have a mouth.
12- Did you ever see the Teletubbies eating dirt?
13- Make, "What is that?" into, "Don't touch that!".
14- Get rid of all sharp objects, electricity, roads, and tiny things.
15- Never be like Oscar the Grouch and eat garbage.
16- Babies left on changing tables are like nightmares waiting to happen.
17- The two least safe places of the house are the changing table and the bathtub.
18- Sing with Elmo; la la la la la la la Safety Song.
19- The more you restrict the child the safer he/she will become.
20- Sleepovers, I don't think so.