Proctologist Safety Slogans
1- Keep the fingernails trimmed and the gloves lubed up.
2- Proctology advice, "It is unsafe to put things in there."
3- Is is unsafe to tell the male patients that you are gay.
4- What hurts now, can save your life later.
5- Patients like it when you exclaim, "How did you get that in there?"
6- The very proud feel safe and humbled by a proctologist.
7- It may be unsafe for a rhinoceros to become a proctologist.
8- What attracted you to the safety of this profession?
9- If your in too far, hold your breath.
10- The cleaner your orifice, the better the business.
11- If the orifice doesn't care, it doesn't matter.
12- Always remember to go for the right hole.
13- Attempting the wrong hole, at the wrong time, is most unsafe.
14- Never attempt proctology at home.
15- It is safe to quickly get to the bottom of the problem.
16- Manicure the nails in a most delicate fashion.
17- Always shake the hands of the patient before inserting them into the orifice.
18- A good office name is Queers and Rears.
19- If you find lost gold, return it to the patient.
20- What makes the butt safe, is a good proctologist.