Executive Safety Slogans

1- If I didn’t get caught, it didn’t happen
2- Always cover your tracks; even if they’re clean
3- Never do what a subordinate can
4- Rewards are good way of getting inappropriate work accomplished
5- The more money I have the safer I feel
6- Complex solutions to simple problems keep investigators at bay
7- Be careful with coffee and never put it between your legs
8- The safest place is home.  No, I mean the office.
9- Girlfriends and wives don’t mix well
10-Don’t date a subordinate; ever
11- Executives can’t always do whatever they want
12- Too much power leaves one vulnerable
13- Delegate everything and say nothing
14- Memos are a permanent record even after shredding
15- Angry people cause more problems than happy ones
16- The golden goose needs a golden parachute
17- I had no knowledge of this is not a good excuse.  Find out what’s going on. That’s why we hired you.
18- It’s how you start things that determines your liability
19- Finishing slow is safer than hurrying up
20- We all want money.  Give safely.