Lab Safety Slogans

1- Never expose your live electrical parts.
2- Double your pleasure, double your fun, double your tool insulation.
3- Be careful with unprotected cords of non continuous nature.
4- Non-GFCI means Not Going Forward Continuously and Irrationally.
5- Don't fall asleep during glove class because it will save your shocking ass.
6- Make sure and limit your restricted approach to the prohibited approach.
7- A flash suit and a birthday suit are not the same thing.
8- My voltage-rated gloves make my earplugs play louder.
9- Since your Ipod is at home, try using some real earplugs.
10- The face shield is for the ugly mug.
11- Make sure and listen for the warning horn through your earplugs.
12- Keep a mop handy for spill containment.
13- Keep the observers close as to avoid running them over.
14- When you implement leak free, what will you do with all the older employees?
15- It is safe to let one of the employees soup up the forklift.
16- Double check rigging component suppliers before you are dire.
17- Shackles for equipment can also be used on the boss.
18- Hoist me up and keep your mouth shut.
19- Hazardous chemicals are delicious to the taste.
20- Practice taking showers with employees for those unforeseen chemical spill days.