Fast Food Safety Slogans
1- Hurry Up, Hurry Up, Do it fast, Hurry Up.
2- If the food doesn't kill you, nothing will.
3- Employment longevity and obesity are positively correlated.
4- Don't drink free soda, it will "rust out" your stomach.
5- How did you stick your arm into the French fry vat?
6- Don't spread germs with sweaty headsets.
7- When you get robbed, simply ask, "Would you like some fries with that?"
8- Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when coronary comes for you?
9- The unsafe food has lots of ingredients.
10- Ingredients that are hard to pronounce are less safe than easy to pronounce ingredients.
11- Supersize Me – Literally!
12- The safest way to eat is to always ask for more.
13- The least safe food is deep fried and non preservative free.
14- If you go home, don't eat it. It's safer that way.
15- Take out the grease, fill up the dude, wait for a minute, it's absurd.
16- Never ask questions about the food. Its safer that way.
17- Anything unsafe thing sells better with sugar and grease.
18- If the fast food romance works, make a movie out of it.
19- It's safer to speak the language of the country in which you reside.
20- If you keep screwing up the orders, your safety decreases.
21- If you complain about your order, your food safety will likely decrease.