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D-Jay Safety Slogans

1- If the jam pumps up, pump out the rock and roll.
2- Dancing while being a D-Jay can lead to music altercations.
3- The D-Jay should not hook up with people at the club.
4- Be careful to push the right knob at the right time.
5- If it's controversial, then say it.
6- If you are bored, play a commercial.
7- The safest D-Jay is boring, underpaid, and sexually frustrated.
8- When the shoe fits, take it off to beat with the music.
9- Don't ignore pretty girls that want you.
10- Help out the guys and your safety improves.
11- Help out the girls and your prospects increase while your safety loses value.
12- If it hurts to hear it, don't play it.
13- Keeping up a good beat is all about keeping people happy and safe.
14- If you have never done it before, avoid doing it.
15- Some of the best dance songs are remixes.
17- If you like techno, your safety goes up a notch because there are more nerds present.
18- The least safe music is rap.
19- The safest dance music is classical.
20- Never play church music at a non church dance.

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