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Surgical Technologist

1- Safe scalpels are out of sight or in the hand.
2- Prepping the area makes it safe to work on.
3- The safest idiot is the one who cuts first and asks questions later.
4- If you drop the scalpel into the person, your job may be at risk.
5- What did you say doctor, is not the best excuse for taking risks.
6- Would you want to trust your life to you?
7- Where did all the unsafe bloody stuff go?
8- Drinking during surgery is prohibited!!
9- Clean hands are required for safe entry and exit.
10- A clean mind and a clean scalpel make a safe patient.
11- Tired people make mistakes that rested people don’t.
12- If the glove fits, wear it.
13- If you are allergic to latex, wear plastic.
14- It may be unsafe to drop a Junior Mint into a patient during surgery. 
15- The unsafe surgeon eats lunch while performing surgery.
16- Keep some candy in your pocket in case your blood sugar is getting low.
17- Being very safe in a risky environment is the word of a surgeon.
18- Putting you at risk increases your chances for a better life.
19- Prepare, sleep well, and don’t cry. 
20- Prep first, stay clean, and be careful. 

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