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Road Safety Slogans

1- Falling asleep should not be part of the job.
2- Capitalism and trucker safety don't go together.
3- Motor Vehicle Accidents are a top cause of death.
4- Be safe at home and avoid the pot hole.
5- The car with the most rubber is safer than a lot of blubber.
6- The safety noises on the side of the road make a nice melodious sound.
7- No flat tires are as safe as run flat tires.
8- If the tire pops, hold the wheel like a rock.
9- Never turn a blind eye to the blind spots.
10- Plan your routes so that you never have to turn left.
11- Anticipation is the root of all road safety.
12- Ask a buddy with a CB to blast loud noises at you every fifteen minutes.
13- To stay awake, put ice cubes in your pants.
14- For your health, avoid getting candy and soda every time you fill up.
15- Observe the road before you dream of getting home.
16- Drive drunk and you'll make out worse than a dead skunk.
17- Starting a car with your breath is an awesome test.
18- Mothers Against Drunk Drivers keep the highway safer than aunt Martha.
19- The larger our car the safer we are.
20- If the SUV is so large, the rolling will be too.

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