Nursery Rhyme Safety Slogans

1- The cow that jumped over the moon got hurt quite badly.
2- Old mother cupboard couldn't have lived in her cupboard.
3- Three blind mice shouldn't run without seeing eye dogs.
4- Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a safety manual. Jack fell down and broke his crown and implementation soon came after.
5- Pussycat, Pussycat, where have you been. Why, I've been to the queen to fetch her safety manual.
6- Hickory Dickory dock, the safety manager ran up the clock. The clock struck one, the hands came down, hickory dickory dock.
7- Hey diddle diddle who gave the safety manager that fiddle.
8- Little miss Muffet sat on her safety manual eating her burger and fries.
9- Mary Mary quite contrary how do you implement your safety protocol with so many second opinions.
10- Safety had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Safety had a little lamb it never went out the door. And everywhere that safety went, safety went, safety went. And everywhere that safety went was in some meeting galore.
11- Rock a bye safety on the tree tops. When the crap happens, the safety is dropped. When the bough breaks the safety does fall and someone gets fired safety guy and all.
12- Safety, safety, go away. Come again some other day.
13- Pat a cake, pat a cake, bakers man. Put the safety man in the frying pan.
14- Safety protocol, safety protocol sat on the wall. Safety protocol, safety protocol had a great fall. All of management and all of the subordinates couldn't put the protocol together at all.
15- That's the way the safety goes. Pop! Goes the accident.
16- Itsy bitsy employee went up the water spout. Down came the management to wash the employee out. Out came the safety to dry up all the management and the itsy bitsy employee had accidents again.
17- Starlight, starbright. The first star I see tonight is safety implementation. I wish I may. I wish I might. Make accidents leave by filling employees with fright.
18- One, two, safety for you. Three, four, not no more. Five, six, I've got a big stick. Nine, ten, I'll do it again.
19- Peter peter safety pumpkin carver. Had a wife and couldn't keep her safe. Put her in a safe pumpkin house and now she lives like Alison Krause.
20- Grand old Duke of Safety had ten thousand rules to follow. And he was mostly down and sometimes up, but nobody could follow the rules.
21- Safety man was full of fat and his employees were so lean. When off the barrel, fell the fellows, the safety man didn't know beans.
22- Safety be nimble, safety be quick. Safety helps us jump over accident sticks.
23- Safety here is falling down, falling down, falling down. Safety here is falling down. We need OSHA.
24- Ring around the rosy is all part of any implementation process. The art is finding out who is passing the safety around stop it.
25- Safety safety little star, how I wonder what you are? Up above the world so high, like an ominous goal in the sky. We could not see which way to go without the safety guy to show us so.