Carpenter Safety Slogans

1- Oh my God, my thumb!
2- It's all about the wood.
3- Sand and Grind and take your time.
4- Never put a nailgun between your knees and facing up.
5- The nailgun is not a weapon of mass destruction.
6- The safest carpenters wear suspenders, eat standing up, and walk stiff (try and figure that one out).
7- Never try and look like a plumber (butt crack showing).
8- Carpenters that look like plumbers get off just enough to miss a few nails and hit their hands.
9- I wouldn't call that a woody, if I were you.
10- Never tell the customer your real feelings about the wood.
11- Safety is mostly about nail navigation and coworker friendliness.
12- When you coworker asks, "Will you please hold this nail for me, while I pound it in." run for cover.
13- Breathing in sawdust only improves the lining of my aereoles. Don't confuse that with your girlfriends.
14- I lost my hammer, "Now what can I use!"
15- That thing on your pants, is to hold safety equipment.
16- A tool belt is safest when strapped on.
17- A scary place to be is high centered on wall that aren't quite up.
18- Holding up walls and trusses, alone, will lead to hernias and falls.
19- I can make it to 65, with a little medication.
20- I can't hear the sawdust anymore, but I can see the formaldehyde.
21- To keep tools safe, use a large construction box that is locked up.